Political Candidacy T-Shirts

'She'll be back!!!'

'History is made - a major party chooses an African-American presidential candidate!'

Hungry for Change

'What's my stand on family values? - Have you been talking to one of my ex-wives?'

Bicker Bicker.

The Raid

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'If only every year was an election year.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Political convention

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"I don't like your application."

The Russian Election.

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Save the unicorn.

Elections

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

Palin 2012

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

George Papandreou.

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

The Thinker