Improvised Living Aficionado Gifts

'Today marks our third year on the island. . . let's use the good china!'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Allegro con molto espresso

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Cheating Death.

Mensa Does Improv

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

Frank Zappa

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

The Eclectic Chair

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

"You should consider buying."

Chemistry Improv Theater

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Dog Treat. "Speak"? Without notes?

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising."

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

Spiderman at the Improv

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

"Improv – that's were the big money is."

Genius Bar

Improv Night

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

Prompter malfunction. You're on your own.

Shovels as Snow Shoes

"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."