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'Today marks our third year on the island. . . let's use the good china!'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Allegro con molto espresso

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Mensa Does Improv

Cheating Death.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

"You should consider buying."

Chemistry Improv Theater

The Eclectic Chair

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Genius Bar

"Improv – that's were the big money is."

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising."

Office improv: "Just make it up as you go along."

"Yes, I'll marry you -- but I do a lot of improv, so I say yes to anything."

Improv Night

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

Prompter malfunction. You're on your own.

"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."

Shovels as Snow Shoes