Impromptu Artist Gifts

"Are you going to come quietly..?"

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"Am I sensing fear?"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

'It wasn't premeditated.

Instant art

"Still life with fruit and terribly drawn fish"

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is McWit Construction actually finished a job on time.'

Street violinists unknowingly plays a concert.

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

"Pulled chicken? You don't want to know."

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

'Call the office, I'm starting my vacation today.'

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

"You're a fool, Carl - a fool and an idiot."

'Is there an elvis in the building?!'

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

A statue of a baseball player swinging a bat stands next to a building with a broken glass window.

"Can you hear me now?"

Shark Bomb

'My previous school only had a single-decker walking bus.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'