Impromptu Artist Pillows

"Are you going to come quietly..?"

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"Am I sensing fear?"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'It wasn't premeditated.

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

Instant art

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

"Still life with fruit and terribly drawn fish"

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is McWit Construction actually finished a job on time.'

"Pulled chicken? You don't want to know."

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

Street violinists unknowingly plays a concert.

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

'Call the office, I'm starting my vacation today.'

"Can you hear me now?"

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

A statue of a baseball player swinging a bat stands next to a building with a broken glass window.

"You're a fool, Carl - a fool and an idiot."

Shark Bomb

'My previous school only had a single-decker walking bus.'

"The technique is good, but somehow I feel that the artist didn't take enough time observing the subject."

'I couldn't find real fruit for your still life painting, so we'll just use these fruit roll-ups.'