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"Pulled chicken? You don't want to know."

Chez Nous Menu

Cookbooks

Flying sauces.

Barbeque Casualty.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Lockdown casserole

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

"You're doing it wrong."

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

Eating raw cake mix.

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

'Anyone lost a mobile?'

Quisine: Exciting New Dishes Inspired By Whatever's Left On Your Shelf

"Did someone eat my edamame ice pack?!"

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'

'Care to join me? I'm making lunch.'

"That reminds me. The church pot luck dinner is Sunday."

"Another Bermudez family specialty is born!"