Impromptu Chef Prints

"Pulled chicken? You don't want to know."

Chez Nous Menu

Cookbooks

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Flying sauces.

Barbeque Casualty.

Lockdown casserole

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

Cooking With Pollock.

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

"You're doing it wrong."

Eating raw cake mix.

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

Man eating his meal with his feet.

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

'Now a lot of people throw the wax away, but if you can get yourself a can of Cheez Whiz, you can have fancy treats all night long!'

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'

'Anyone lost a mobile?'

Quisine: Exciting New Dishes Inspired By Whatever's Left On Your Shelf

"Did someone eat my edamame ice pack?!"

'Care to join me? I'm making lunch.'

"That reminds me. The church pot luck dinner is Sunday."