Imperfect Camouflager Gifts

The camouflage skills Norman had practised in the living room were to prove ineffective in the wild.

Cat in a tank...

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

Inflatable Duck Boat

"You dropped yer wallet."

Traffic Cone Monsters

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"The enemy will never be able to spot our troops in the new camouflage scheme General."

"I'm in disguise."

Clandestine cows.

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

The Cow-Butt Frog.

Camouflage Unit

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

Camouflage Pram

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

In Disguise.

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

Clown Hunting

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'And this one I got for the improvements I made in camouflage.'