Imperfect Camouflager Mugs

The camouflage skills Norman had practised in the living room were to prove ineffective in the wild.

Cat in a tank...

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"You dropped yer wallet."

Inflatable Duck Boat

Traffic Cone Monsters

"I'm in disguise."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Clandestine cows.

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Chameleon and TV

Camouflage Pram

'And do you, Leslie Farnsworth promise to stop wearing camouflage so that your wife will know where you are?'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

Camouflage Unit

The Cow-Butt Frog.

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

In Disguise.

Clown Hunting

'He went that way, quick!'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'