Immortality Idealist Gifts

Looking for a gift for your immortality idealist? Discover quirky and thoughtful products that honor eternal dreams and limitless possibilities. Ideal for friends, students, or anyone captivated by endless ideals, these gifts blend humor with hope, inspiring perpetual optimism and the pursuit of forever. Whether it’s a humorous mug, a whimsical print, or a cozy pillow, find something that perfectly captures their everlasting spirit.

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"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

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"Cloning is an imperfect science." mockup

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

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"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either." mockup

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

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'Idealist'

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Apocalliptical

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"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance." mockup

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

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Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

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"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?" mockup

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

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'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!' mockup

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

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"...I thought I was too smart, too idealistic to end up this way, but LOOK at me! I've become an entrenched bureaucrat!"

"...I thought I was too smart, too idealistic to end up this way, but LOOK at me! I've become an entrenched bureaucrat!" mockup

"...I thought I was too smart, too idealistic to end up this way, but LOOK at me! I've become an entrenched bureaucrat!"

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"What if you go under before I need to?"

"What if you go under before I need to?" mockup

"What if you go under before I need to?"

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"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..." mockup

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

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'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.' mockup

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

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"My primary challenge is to strip away the hardened carapace of societal expectations..."

"My primary challenge is to strip away the hardened carapace of societal expectations..." mockup

"My primary challenge is to strip away the hardened carapace of societal expectations..."

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"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems." mockup

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

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Grim Reaper Checkout

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"It may very well bring about immortality, but it will take forever to test it."

"It may very well bring about immortality, but it will take forever to test it." mockup

"It may very well bring about immortality, but it will take forever to test it."

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"I'm pursuing the reason I was put on earth."

"I'm pursuing the reason I was put on earth." mockup

"I'm pursuing the reason I was put on earth."

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'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.' mockup

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

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"Dear, I've bounced back from cancer, two heart attacks and a stroke. You know what kills me?" "Obviously nothing."

"Dear, I've bounced back from cancer, two heart attacks and a stroke. You know what kills me?" "Obviously nothing." mockup

"Dear, I've bounced back from cancer, two heart attacks and a stroke. You know what kills me?" "Obviously nothing."

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"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here." mockup

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

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'It's the fountain of youth!'

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Death selfie

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Wanted to live forever, died trying. mockup

Wanted to live forever, died trying.

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Sad Statue of Liberty

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Recycling: Hopes and Dreams

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On a late-night flight, fate presents Roger with a golden opportunity. Seizing the moment, he quickly adds two thousand years to his own life.

On a late-night flight, fate presents Roger with a golden opportunity. Seizing the moment, he quickly adds two thousand years to his own life. mockup

On a late-night flight, fate presents Roger with a golden opportunity. Seizing the moment, he quickly adds two thousand years to his own life.

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"Wake up dear - you've got a visitor..."

"Wake up dear - you've got a visitor..." mockup

"Wake up dear - you've got a visitor..."

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"I deal. Therefore I am an idealist." mockup

"I deal. Therefore I am an idealist."

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"What's the matter honey - having the American Dream again?"

"What's the matter honey - having the American Dream again?" mockup

"What's the matter honey - having the American Dream again?"

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Death stares at stem cell research facility and imagines himself taking a vacation

Death stares at stem cell research facility and imagines himself taking a vacation mockup

Death stares at stem cell research facility and imagines himself taking a vacation

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'When Jack became immortal, something went out of our marriage.'

'When Jack became immortal, something went out of our marriage.' mockup

'When Jack became immortal, something went out of our marriage.'

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Immortality Idealist Gifts Collection

Immortality Idealist Mugs

Explore our range of mugs filled with creative, immortal-themed designs that bring a smile to any eternal dreamer's face.

Immortality Idealist Pillows

Browse our cozy pillows that celebrate the hope and humor of eternal ideals and endless possibilities.

Immortality Idealist Prints

View our inspiring prints that beautifully depict the timeless pursuit of immortality and lofty ideals.

Immortality Idealist T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirt collection featuring clever, optimistic takes on immortality and everlasting ideals.