Immortality Idealist Mugs

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'Idealist'

Apocalliptical

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"...I thought I was too smart, too idealistic to end up this way, but LOOK at me! I've become an entrenched bureaucrat!"

"What if you go under before I need to?"

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

"My primary challenge is to strip away the hardened carapace of societal expectations..."

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

Grim Reaper Checkout

"It may very well bring about immortality, but it will take forever to test it."

"I'm pursuing the reason I was put on earth."

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"Dear, I've bounced back from cancer, two heart attacks and a stroke. You know what kills me?" "Obviously nothing."

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

'It's the fountain of youth!'

Death selfie

Wanted to live forever, died trying.

Sad Statue of Liberty

Recycling: Hopes and Dreams

On a late-night flight, fate presents Roger with a golden opportunity. Seizing the moment, he quickly adds two thousand years to his own life.

"Wake up dear - you've got a visitor..."

"I deal. Therefore I am an idealist."

"What's the matter honey - having the American Dream again?"

Death stares at stem cell research facility and imagines himself taking a vacation

'When Jack became immortal, something went out of our marriage.'