Idealistic Philosopher Gifts

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Reginald Bunthorne

Citizen of the world.

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'Idealist'

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

'Young Love'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"...I thought I was too smart, too idealistic to end up this way, but LOOK at me! I've become an entrenched bureaucrat!"

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

"My primary challenge is to strip away the hardened carapace of societal expectations..."

I lost a heart in San Francisco.

"But dear, after discussing the company's lofty ideals and goals, it seemed petty to discuss my salary."

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"My date with Bradley was so romantic. I didn't even have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

A hippie saying "Peace"

Christian Speed Dating

'Oh darling, I want to spend the rest of my life with you! But please do not impute or infer any intentions from that comment.'

Napoleon III's Wedding to Eugenie

"I'm so glad I found you. You're the woman I've been waiting for!"

'You are daydreaming all the time. When are you going to mature?'

Go To Sleep Britain...

"I can't live in a glen that has such a narrow definition of what it is to be elfin."