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Randy, do you think we're going to war with North Korea first or with Venezuela first? Neither one, little buddy. But … President Trump is threatening them both. Yes, but you're forgetting Randy's Axiom #467.1 … "Everything blows over when it's a small man making big threats, asterisk." "Asterisk"? Randy's axiom #467.2: "Those who want to sleep well never ask about the asterisk."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Reginald Bunthorne

Citizen of the world.

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'Idealist'

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'Young Love'

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"How do you know if you're really in love, Randy?"

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Intelligent Sexual Design

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"...I thought I was too smart, too idealistic to end up this way, but LOOK at me! I've become an entrenched bureaucrat!"

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

I lost a heart in San Francisco.

"My date with Bradley was so romantic. I didn't even have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

"My primary challenge is to strip away the hardened carapace of societal expectations..."

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

"But dear, after discussing the company's lofty ideals and goals, it seemed petty to discuss my salary."

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

Christian Speed Dating

A hippie saying "Peace"

'Oh darling, I want to spend the rest of my life with you! But please do not impute or infer any intentions from that comment.'

"I'm so glad I found you. You're the woman I've been waiting for!"

'You are daydreaming all the time. When are you going to mature?'

Napoleon III's Wedding to Eugenie

"I can't live in a glen that has such a narrow definition of what it is to be elfin."

Society for the Furtherance of Liberal Thought.