Imaginative Pretzel Maker T-Shirts

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

M16 Code-breakers office

Pretzel family.

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

'Please join us.'

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

"It's a snow-grandad!"

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

"What the...some jerk licked the salt off all these pretzels."

Merry Christmas!

"Okay, that's one pizza with all our toppings and one without."

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

"We can't be the only three."

"The guy has three sesame seeds and six poppyseeds and he thinks he can call himself an everything bagel."

"With the pretzels I recommend a hearty burgundy, with the goldfish a blanc de blancs."

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

Snowman throws ball at window and breaks it.

Man is preparing pizza by the slice.

'Not another tough crossword puzzle.'

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