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'I could do that!'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

Punt Cake

We'll have Manhattans...

Cardiac Recovery.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"How should we divide the teams?"

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Margarita

Party time.

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

Balloon drip.