Imaginative Pretzel Maker Gifts

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

M16 Code-breakers office

Pretzel family.

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'Please join us.'

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

"It's a snow-grandad!"

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

"What the...some jerk licked the salt off all these pretzels."

Merry Christmas!

"Okay, that's one pizza with all our toppings and one without."

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

Before you learn to make the perfect ale, my son, you must first learn to make the perfect little bowl of nuts and pretzels.

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

Man is preparing pizza by the slice.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

Won't it be fun to vacation with your grandmother? I guess. But I'd rather go with you and daddy. Oh, honey! That's so sweet! We'll miss you tooo � Groan! We'll have to be polite 24/7! Does my smile look sincere?

"The guy has three sesame seeds and six poppyseeds and he thinks he can call himself an everything bagel."

"We can't be the only three."

"With the pretzels I recommend a hearty burgundy, with the goldfish a blanc de blancs."

Snowman throws ball at window and breaks it.

Pretzel Co: 'Tell me...why should we hire you?'

'Not another tough crossword puzzle.'

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