Playful Constructor Gifts

'So, lad - what experience do you have in construction?'

"Young Frankenstein"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"It's a mobile."

Building Blocks.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Mice Cream

The Sculptor

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

Snow Bridge.

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

Jumble Sale

The Gong

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

Kids on Building Site.

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

"If I'm going to have a baby brother, can I help design him?"

Robot Costume

'Creative right?'

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"