Playful Constructor Prints

'So, lad - what experience do you have in construction?'

"Young Frankenstein"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"It's a mobile."

Building Blocks.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

The Sculptor

Mice Cream

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

Snow Bridge.

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

Jumble Sale

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

The Gong

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

Kids on Building Site.

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

"If I'm going to have a baby brother, can I help design him?"

School of Classical Music vs Harmonica Lessons.

Robot Costume

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

Stuff Broken