Image-conscious Teen Gifts

"I can't wear that hat. I have to protect my product."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Teen's Comet

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

Teenage Yoda

'It's an easy product to sell. We just have patients view themselves in high def.'

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

Teen Owl

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

"A job? Can't I just start a Go Fund Me page?"

"Wasted water, wasted gas, all that pesticide. . . sorry, dad. I can't in good conscience help with our lawn!"

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

"Spin the Noodle"

"Don't tell me, Daddy scared you with his silly rules about dating his daughter, didn't he, Lance?"

'What a crummy game. You try to find overdue books and get them back to the library. It's called 'Tome Raiders.'

'Do these pants make my butte look big?'

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

"Megan is at that age where she's embarrassed to be seen shopping with her mother."

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'No, your eyes are perfect, but fake glasses would sure make you look smarter.'

"Son, we're concerned about your partying."

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

Obnox.com.

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

'I'm worried about job security and I don't even have a job yet!'

"Your son's lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low."

'I think HE is messing with us.'