Image-conscious Teen Mugs

"I can't wear that hat. I have to protect my product."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

'Teenagers!'

Musical notes bubble gum.

Pop Culture for Teens

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Teen's Comet

Through thick and thin, John always managed to keep a stiff upper lip.

'It's an easy product to sell. We just have patients view themselves in high def.'

Slage University Admissions.

Teenage Yoda

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

Teen Owl

"This will maintain your rebellious image in states with helmet laws."

"A job? Can't I just start a Go Fund Me page?"

"Wasted water, wasted gas, all that pesticide. . . sorry, dad. I can't in good conscience help with our lawn!"

"Spin the Noodle"

'Do these pants make my butte look big?'

"Megan is at that age where she's embarrassed to be seen shopping with her mother."

"Don't tell me, Daddy scared you with his silly rules about dating his daughter, didn't he, Lance?"

'What a crummy game. You try to find overdue books and get them back to the library. It's called 'Tome Raiders.'

'No, your eyes are perfect, but fake glasses would sure make you look smarter.'

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

"Son, we're concerned about your partying."

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

Obnox.com.

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

Since college admissions officers might see his Facebook page...

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

'I'm worried about job security and I don't even have a job yet!'