Edgy Teen Gifts

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

Musical notes bubble gum.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'Awesome!'

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"Son, we're concerned about your partying."

'Surely we can settle this like Civilized People!'

'What a crummy game. You try to find overdue books and get them back to the library. It's called 'Tome Raiders.'

'Yeah, you were creative.'

"Spin the Noodle"

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

Obnox.com.

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

There is no clear line in the salon world.

'Look at yourself! Ever since college, you've been different. You've changed!' Mark was right. His mother HAD changed.

'Is this one of those times that I'm supposed to hold your hand or disappear?'

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"Your son's lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low."

'I think HE is messing with us.'

'What will those kids be wearing next?'

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

"I can't wear that hat. I have to protect my product."

"You don't understand Mum: Platform shoes make me that much more elegant..."

"I'm trying to be more mindful of what's happening on my phone."