Edgy Teen Gifts

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

Musical notes bubble gum.

Pop Culture for Teens

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Little Red Riding Hoodie

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'Awesome!'

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

'What a crummy game. You try to find overdue books and get them back to the library. It's called 'Tome Raiders.'

"Spin the Noodle"

"Son, we're concerned about your partying."

'Yeah, you were creative.'

There is no clear line in the salon world.

'Surely we can settle this like Civilized People!'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

Obnox.com.

'Look at yourself! Ever since college, you've been different. You've changed!' Mark was right. His mother HAD changed.

'Is this one of those times that I'm supposed to hold your hand or disappear?'

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

"Your son's lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low."

'I think HE is messing with us.'

'What will those kids be wearing next?'

"You don't understand Mum: Platform shoes make me that much more elegant..."

"I can't wear that hat. I have to protect my product."

Hipster son is happy his trousers/pants have shrunk in the wash.

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.