Eco-conscious Teen Gifts

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Sale! Weed Whackers

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

Electric car

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

A gap between the solar panels

'Is it organic?'

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Population train.

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"