Eco-conscious Kid Gifts

No toxic waste in my backyard!

"Okay, okay, just calm down. Take a deep breath and tell mommy who told you about global warming?"

"MacDonalds or the planet! What kind of choice is that?"

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

A gap between the solar panels

'Is it organic?'

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

Electric car

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Population train.