Eco-conscious Teen Prints

Getting rid of bottled water at school is a good eco-club project -- in theory. But?

So what's with the emo look? Not '"emo"

I hate thinking our little girl is old enough to learn about birth control. Don't worry. Twig will want whatever has the least environmental impact. And this is reassuring because? No packaging, chemicals or anything imported from China. What does that leave? Excellent. Abstinence! The green alternative. You can tell her.

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Sale! Weed Whackers

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Biro Diversity

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

A gap between the solar panels

'Is it organic?'

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

Electric car

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'