Iguana Enthusiast Gifts

'God Bless What Iguana?'

Eternal Student.

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Banana Split...

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Writers without borders.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

'What's holding him up?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'You've had enough.'

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

Coffee Menu

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."