Iguana Enthusiast Mugs

'God Bless What Iguana?'

Eternal Student.

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Banana Split...

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

Writers without borders.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'What's holding him up?'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'You've had enough!'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough.'

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

Coffee Menu

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."