Icy Bait Buster Gifts

"No wonder they're not biting, this worm is frozen solid!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'No ice.'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Rubik's ice cube.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

"No Littering" sign in space.

Angler's bait

'How are they biting?'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"You want that neat, or on the mostly melted rocks?"

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

"Before we begin this family meeting, how about we go around and say our names and a little something about ourselves."

'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team, Dave.'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

"Perhaps the wine is a little too chilled. My fingers are frozen to the glass."

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

'I'm sick of you telling me what to do!'

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

The Evolution of fish

Man, it's cold! Fish, it's cold!

Hockey player with dollar sign "It was in his contract."