Icy Bait Buster Gifts

"No wonder they're not biting, this worm is frozen solid!"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'No ice.'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Rubik's ice cube.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"No Littering" sign in space.

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

Angler's bait

'How are they biting?'

'Nice lure, Ben. Make it yourself?'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

But, mom, I don't want to go to summer camp!

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

"You want that neat, or on the mostly melted rocks?"

"Before we begin this family meeting, how about we go around and say our names and a little something about ourselves."

'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team, Dave.'

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

"Perhaps the wine is a little too chilled. My fingers are frozen to the glass."

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

The freezer broke at the hockey rink last night. By the end of the game there was seven feet of water! They must have taken out the first string and put in the subs!

'I'm sick of you telling me what to do!'

Man, it's cold! Fish, it's cold!

The Evolution of fish

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'