Bait Switcher Gifts

Fisherman in boat tempted by hot dog

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Local Knowledge

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing sign.

Man fishing with large bait

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Couple of Pikeys.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Slug Bait- snails love it

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Fish don't like worms.

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Worm Ate The Fish.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

'Oh, the old 'worm on a hook' trick, eh?'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

Worm eats the fish.

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

The Contemplative Man's Reaction.