Ice Work Fusion Gifts

Attorneys on ice.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'No ice.'

Hockey Season.

Cake

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Zenboni

"Hamlet today"

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Cake Writer's Block

Child making ice sculpture.

Ice Sculpting Class.

Five seconds before the first turducken.

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

Hands off!

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

'Hot enough for ya?'

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

Mat Trick

First Man-To-Man

Figure Skating: Dee Thumble,

Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

"He should've passed the puck."