Ice Work Fusion T-Shirts

Attorneys on ice.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'No ice.'

Hockey Season.

Cake

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Zenboni

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"Hamlet today"

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Cake Writer's Block

Child making ice sculpture.

Ice Sculpting Class.

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

Five seconds before the first turducken.

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

Hands off!

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'Hot enough for ya?'

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

First Man-To-Man

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?

"He should've passed the puck."

Foot in ice cube.