Ice Rink Renegotiator Pillows

'They're renegotiating their contracts with the team owner during half time.'

Ice skater

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Zenboni

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

Beckett on ice

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"

"Prozzac"

'Was a game played here last night?'

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

Do you cover broken noses...

"You want anything from the food Zamboni?"

'How long have you felt this need to protect the net'

"About that house I bought from you three years ago - the heating system keeps breaking down, the pipes leak, the foundation is cracking...I want my money back."

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to get, I'm actually a good hockey player."

'OK. Let's see your slapshot.'

Ice hockey player with testicles on his stick.

The vampire...at the game