Ice Rink Renegotiator Gifts

'They're renegotiating their contracts with the team owner during half time.'

Ice skater

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

The Hockey World

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Zenboni

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

The Puck Stops Here.

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

Reach you goal! Financial Planners Inc. Quality Dentistry. Get you smile back! Anger Management Classes. Downtown clinic. Slipped on ice? Clark Law can get you cash$.

Beckett on ice

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"Prozzac"

"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"

'Zamboni 2': Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the ice.

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

'Was a game played here last night?'

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

The Stanley Cup comes home to Canada

Do you cover broken noses...

"You want anything from the food Zamboni?"

'How long have you felt this need to protect the net'

"About that house I bought from you three years ago - the heating system keeps breaking down, the pipes leak, the foundation is cracking...I want my money back."

'Okay, £60,000 a week AND a ticket for the London Olympics.'

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to get, I'm actually a good hockey player."

'OK. Let's see your slapshot.'

The vampire...at the game