Ice Rink Loyalists Gifts

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

Ice skater

Ice Skater

The Hockey World

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Zenboni

'His wife is very supportive.'

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Ice skating

The Puck Stops Here.

'We're still crazy then ...'

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

Reach you goal! Financial Planners Inc. Quality Dentistry. Get you smile back! Anger Management Classes. Downtown clinic. Slipped on ice? Clark Law can get you cash$.

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

Beckett on ice

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

Caveman Under the Hockey Ice

"Must you wonder if the Rangers will start Lundqvist with a strained groin Friday night against the Devils so loudly?!"

'Torville and Cow'.

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

Birds Ice Skating.

"Prozzac"

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

Penalty Box. Shouldn't there also be a "reward" box? I've been nice most of the game!

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

The freezer broke at the hockey rink last night. By the end of the game there was seven feet of water! They must have taken out the first string and put in the subs!

I'd rather be skating in Kew

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

Eskimo fishing in ice rink