"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"
Hypochondria Handler Gifts
Discover our playful collection for those who take health anxieties in stride. Perfect for anyone who manages worries with a sense of humor, these items blend wit with a touch of care—making light of serious concerns with clever designs. Whether they’re a medical professional or simply a health-conscious soul, our products add a sprinkle of humor to their daily routine, reminding them that laughter is the best medicine.
Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough
"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."
'I hope what I have isn't catching.'
'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'
A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...
'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'
I'd like a second opinion on your self-diagnosis - So a random guy from the waiting room is googling your symptoms.
"Apparently reading about cancer can give you cancer!"
"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."
Are you sure you're not holding your breath?
'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'
'My needles are falling! My bark is peeling! I must have Dutch Elm Disease!'
'I'm convinced I've got page 68 of my medical dictionary, doctor!'
'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'
Stay away from Pigs.
"He was such a hypochondriac, he insisted on being buried next to a health professional."
'The part of your brain you used to diagnose what is wrong with you is what is wrong with you.'
'I don't feel that bad.'
'There's nothing wrong with you that a couple placebos won't cure.'
"Trust me, Doc, it's quicker if I tell you what doesn't hurt."
'You think one is tough, try raising two!'
'Oh my god... oh my god...'
Type A Flu.
'Thos are a lot of symptoms, Mrs Gruber. I'm going to refer you to the book of world records.'
"Good news and bad. You do not have hypochondria."
"You're in excellent health...until we can prove otherwise."
'Well, you are one lucky hypochondriac. There's a generic placebo for your condition.'
'It's only hypochondria, but it's a very virulent FORM of it.'
Health MOTs will attract 'worried well'.
"Your tests look normal, but that's what the disease wants us to think."
"I think I've got analysis paralysis."
"Just as I thought Brian... Cybercondria."
"Uh-oh. . . Paper-cut!"
"The doctor says I have something called 'hypochondria'...and it's very hard to cure!"
Hypochondria Handler Gifts Collection
Hypochondria Handler Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that perfectly capture the humorous spirit of hypochondria handlers—funny, relatable, and always ready to make them smile.
Hypochondria Handler Pillows
Find pillows that add humor and comfort—ideal for hypochondria handlers who like their laughs to be as cozy as their space.
Hypochondria Handler Prints
Browse prints that celebrate health-conscious humor—bring personality and fun into any room with clever, engaging designs.
Hypochondria Handler T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that speak to the hypochondria handler's sense of humor—light-hearted designs that make health worries fun and fashionable.