Hyperbole Fan Gifts

'Geoffrey's Tourette's is acting up.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Wow, what a DILF."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"It's my birthday. Churn out some hype."

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"I must have hit 20 home runs!"

Ug Rogers in the 1st Century - Prehistoric Sci-Fi Movies

50% Hype

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"

'Now that's what I CALL a free-range chicken'

If you could be any vegetarian, which one would you be and why?

'Delivery for Muhammad.'

"I—I miss my frog wife."

Used car salesman to man: 'And this one was driven by a little old lady ...er ...uh ... with 36 grandchildren.'

Cat.

I never understood why they talk about something "going south" as if it is a bad thing.

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

"Dr. Jekyll and Mrs. Hyde"

The night cows fell on Alabama.

"Describe this girl you saw running away from the scene."

"No, I didn't call a taxi."

2200 BC: Egypt experiences Beetlemania

School Library

'Let him go or your friend gets it.'

The Tumor with the 200lbs Man!

'I didn't invent fire, but I like to think I've perfected playing with it.'

"Not to brag, but I once blew a vaping cloud so big the Met Office gave it a name."