Hyperbole Enthusiast Gifts

School Library

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Police Feline Unit

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Selling lemon latt�

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Cariactures

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Do Not Resuscitate

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'Cannonball!'

Reading my Critics

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Here and There Trays

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'