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In the last few days, this fine feature has grappled with a major question involving short-term loss and long-term gain: To floss or not to floss? That is not the question!! Do you want your mouth to look like this?! Today, the DHHA* presents an opposing view: Floss! *Dental hygienists and hyperbolists of America. We'll all get the mouths of rabid dogs!

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Police Feline Unit

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Cariactures

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Do Not Resuscitate

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Selling lemon latt�

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Speed Dating for Turtles

'Cannonball!'

Reading my Critics

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Here and There Trays