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'Geoffrey's Tourette's is acting up.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Wow, what a DILF."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"It's my birthday. Churn out some hype."

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"I must have hit 20 home runs!"

Ug Rogers in the 1st Century - Prehistoric Sci-Fi Movies

50% Hype

If you could be any vegetarian, which one would you be and why?

"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

'Now that's what I CALL a free-range chicken'

'Delivery for Muhammad.'

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

Used car salesman to man: 'And this one was driven by a little old lady ...er ...uh ... with 36 grandchildren.'

Cat.

"I—I miss my frog wife."

"Dr. Jekyll and Mrs. Hyde"

The night cows fell on Alabama.

"Describe this girl you saw running away from the scene."

"No, I didn't call a taxi."

School Library

'Oh...Sty Candy!'

The Tumor with the 200lbs Man!

'Let him go or your friend gets it.'

'I didn't invent fire, but I like to think I've perfected playing with it.'

"Not to brag, but I once blew a vaping cloud so big the Met Office gave it a name."