Hurricane Watcher Gifts

"The Chinese global warming hoax!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Painting clouds

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Man showing in the rain.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Giant Snowflake.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Winter Weather.