Hurricane Tracking Gifts

US Disasters: Texas hurrican, Florida hurricane, Puerto Rico, Hurricane Nate. Next: ?

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Captain in a storm

Painting clouds

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

Hurricane damage to trees

Benjamin Franklin.

"Fight or flight?"

Award-Winning Photographer.

"Yes, it's dangerous but, if there is a power there, think what it will mean for HD TVs, cell phones, ipods ... "

Propane Supply

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

Artist painting a lightening bolt that is about to strike him.

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'Coming up next. . . our traffic and weather report.'

Award Winning Photographer

"Your Father's just in a bad mood."

'This is Ferd Evergort reporting from the site of the great Battle Creek flood...'

Stormy Night

Tornado Season in America.

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

'We were introduced by a scientist friend of ours, then discovered we both like getting caught in electrical storms and taking long walks on the beach to scare people."