Hurricane Enthusiast Gifts

'Lots of people never had hurricanes named after them.'

"If you ask me, this idea of live on-the-spot reports from dangerous weather sites had finally gone too far..."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Natural Disasters

"Well, we needed the rain."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Raining

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'This is my natural habitat.'

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Volcanic ash...

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Sinalization.

Man selling dirt and mud.

"I think they've watered down the beer."

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

Commuters dancing in the rain.

I love thunderstorms!

'Coming up next. . . our traffic and weather report.'

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

Award Winning Photographer

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

"Looks like beach weather."