Hurricane Enthusiast Pillows

'Lots of people never had hurricanes named after them.'

"If you ask me, this idea of live on-the-spot reports from dangerous weather sites had finally gone too far..."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Natural Disasters

"Well, we needed the rain."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Raining

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Listening to Coldplay.

'This is my natural habitat.'

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Volcanic ash...

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Sinalization.

Man selling dirt and mud.

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

I love thunderstorms!

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Commuters dancing in the rain.

"I think they've watered down the beer."

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Coming up next. . . our traffic and weather report.'

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

Award Winning Photographer

"I visited Hawaii and ate native food...pineapple on my pizza."