Hurricane Aficionado Pillows

Alex Higgins RIP...

"Well, we needed the rain."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

Making fun of Starfish.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Volcanic ash...

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

I love thunderstorms!

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'Coming up next. . . our traffic and weather report.'

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

Award Winning Photographer

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

"I visited Hawaii and ate native food...pineapple on my pizza."

Clancy: Loud Clothes

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

'The gods are angry with the airlines.'

Danger Coconuts

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

"Attention... attention... the winner of tonight's lucky oar prize is..."

'Oh, mooom! Salesman-om-a-diving-trip again? Man, I'm really longing for the end of the holiday season!'

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

The Single Rain Drop

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'