Cyclone Enthusiast Gifts

'Coming up next. . . our traffic and weather report.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Well, we needed the rain."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

You had me at vintage.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Raining

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"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Cat and Dog Bike

Listening to Coldplay.

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

Sinalization.

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

Man selling dirt and mud.

I love thunderstorms!

''Their relationship must be getting serious...He's lent her his mono-cycle!'

"I think they've watered down the beer."

Commuters dancing in the rain.

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'