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"The Chinese global warming hoax!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Painting clouds

"It's such a lovely day!"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Man showing in the rain.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Giant Snowflake.

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."