Hunting Jobs Gifts

"Sorry, still no openings for a professional 'Clapper.'"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

Duck Hunt

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Deer Season Open.

"Tallyho!"

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Good Luck!

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

A Bloody Butcher

How are you at decision making?