Hunting Jobs Gifts

"Sorry, still no openings for a professional 'Clapper.'"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

Duck Hunt

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Tallyho!"

Good Luck!

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

How are you at decision making?

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

A Bloody Butcher

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"