Hunting Trainer Gifts

'Did you let go of the wrong piece again?'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Litter Tray Training

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Gentlemen Riders

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'