Hunting And Gathering Gifts

"We've finished the hunting and gathering. Let's invent the vacation!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Duck Hunt

Deer Season Open.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Tallyho!"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Bear Hugging Season Open

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

A Bloody Butcher

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'So who needs sonar?!'