Hunting And Gathering T-Shirts

"We've finished the hunting and gathering. Let's invent the vacation!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Duck Hunt

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Tallyho!"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Bear Hugging Season Open

'So who needs sonar?!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

The discovery of asparagus.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

A Bloody Butcher

Pointing.