Game Hunting T-Shirts

"Remember me? Bangor, Maine, moose season, 1971?"

Colonel Bagshot.

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Duck Hunt

Deer Season Open.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Tallyho!"

'So who needs sonar?!'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

A Bloody Butcher

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Bear Hugging Season Open

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Pointing.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

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